"My balls are on fire whore...what the hell did you give me?"
(The first Children's book from Crappy The Clown)
A passage from...
A  monkey fucked a turtle, the  turtle ate a turd that it had mistaken  for a ZagNut bar.

In  the meantime a man in a cab  across town, who was getting head  in the back seat from a crack whore,
suddenly  realized...that his ballz were about to fall off  from the  hookers "trench mouth".

He was in total despair. The  only thing that could save  his balls, was the ZagNut bar he had bought earlier,  
with the  money he got from saving up leftover cheese.

Using the  ZagNut bar he  could,first, melt it and then slather it about  his rotting  lower regions!

But alas, He could not find his ZagNut  bar.

It seems  that...It  fell from his pocket, right after  he left the bodega at which  he purchased it!

He  did not notice the ZagNut bar was  gone as he passed a Monkey,  fucking a Turtle on the sidewalk.
(Without a  condom...did I mention  that?)

He thought "what a crazy world"!

Did you  know that I  was crazy once? Yes it's true! They locked me in a  round room!NO corners in a round
room! Cuz if ya  die in em',,,the  "worms" will get ya! I hate "worms"..."worms"  make ya crazy!

I was crazy  once... they locked me in a round room to die!  NO corners in a  round room! Cuz if ya die in
em',,,the "worms"  will get ya! I hate "worms",  ..."worms" make ya crazy!

I was crazy  once, they  locked me in a round room to die! NO corners in a round  room! Cuz if ya die in  
em',,,,,,the  "worms" will get ya! I hate  "worms", ..."worms" make ya crazy!  

I was crazy once, they locked me in a round  room to die! NO corners in a round room! Cuz if ya  die in em', the  
"worms" will get ya! I hate "worms", ..."worms"  make ya crazy! I was crazy  once...

Did I FUCKING MENTION THAT I WAS "CRAZY"???...Well  about this turtle...It seems that some times a ZagNut
bar does taste like shit! And NOBODY tells nice stories anymore!