| "My balls are on fire whore...what the hell did you give me?" |
| (The first Children's book from Crappy The Clown) |
| A passage from... |
| A monkey fucked a turtle, the turtle ate a turd that it had mistaken for a ZagNut bar. In the meantime a man in a cab across town, who was getting head in the back seat from a crack whore, suddenly realized...that his ballz were about to fall off from the hookers "trench mouth". He was in total despair. The only thing that could save his balls, was the ZagNut bar he had bought earlier, with the money he got from saving up leftover cheese. Using the ZagNut bar he could,first, melt it and then slather it about his rotting lower regions! But alas, He could not find his ZagNut bar. It seems that...It fell from his pocket, right after he left the bodega at which he purchased it! He did not notice the ZagNut bar was gone as he passed a Monkey, fucking a Turtle on the sidewalk. (Without a condom...did I mention that?) He thought "what a crazy world"! Did you know that I was crazy once? Yes it's true! They locked me in a round room!NO corners in a round room! Cuz if ya die in em',,,the "worms" will get ya! I hate "worms"..."worms" make ya crazy! I was crazy once... they locked me in a round room to die! NO corners in a round room! Cuz if ya die in em',,,the "worms" will get ya! I hate "worms", ..."worms" make ya crazy! I was crazy once, they locked me in a round room to die! NO corners in a round room! Cuz if ya die in em',,,,,,the "worms" will get ya! I hate "worms", ..."worms" make ya crazy! I was crazy once, they locked me in a round room to die! NO corners in a round room! Cuz if ya die in em', the "worms" will get ya! I hate "worms", ..."worms" make ya crazy! I was crazy once... Did I FUCKING MENTION THAT I WAS "CRAZY"???...Well about this turtle...It seems that some times a ZagNut bar does taste like shit! And NOBODY tells nice stories anymore! |