"Rock Star, Movie Star, Wrestling Legend, Comedy ICON, and Wanna-be Porn Star"!
Hi FREAKS!!!
Thanks for stopping by my "Cyber Big Top". Here you'll find the,
"Grandest Collection of Spectacular Freaks, Geeks and Chicken Beaks,
ever know to man!"
I travel the world, in search of ALL THINGS FREAKY! And, will present
them to you...HERE!!!
Inside, you'll also find My Story, Pics, Tunes and Movie Clips. You can
find out where I'll be appearing! Rather it's at a Pro-Wrestling Event,
with my band "Punch Drunk Monkeys", Or my "Stand Up" show...You're
sure to have a good time!
While your here ...VISIT my cool PALS..."Dr. Dirty", GWAR, World
X-tereme Wrestling, Knockers the Clown, and a few HOT ladies, just to
name a few.
So fasten your seat belts, pop some "Dramamine", and get yourself a
BEER! (It's OK to Drink and Drive here!) ((BUT...NO Puking! If you do,
YOU'RE cleaning it up!))
HAVE A "CRAPPY" DAY!
BREAST WISHES,
Crappy
Thanks for stopping by my "Cyber Big Top". Here you'll find the,
"Grandest Collection of Spectacular Freaks, Geeks and Chicken Beaks,
ever know to man!"
I travel the world, in search of ALL THINGS FREAKY! And, will present
them to you...HERE!!!
Inside, you'll also find My Story, Pics, Tunes and Movie Clips. You can
find out where I'll be appearing! Rather it's at a Pro-Wrestling Event,
with my band "Punch Drunk Monkeys", Or my "Stand Up" show...You're
sure to have a good time!
While your here ...VISIT my cool PALS..."Dr. Dirty", GWAR, World
X-tereme Wrestling, Knockers the Clown, and a few HOT ladies, just to
name a few.
So fasten your seat belts, pop some "Dramamine", and get yourself a
BEER! (It's OK to Drink and Drive here!) ((BUT...NO Puking! If you do,
YOU'RE cleaning it up!))
HAVE A "CRAPPY" DAY!
BREAST WISHES,
Crappy
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Link-O-Rama
Web Sites of Crappy's Friends
NOBODY LISTENING TO YOU ?...
TELL IT TO A CLOWN !
TELL IT TO A CLOWN !
www.CrappyTheClown.com TM
DOING STUPID SHIT ON THE INTERNET SINCE 1997
DOING STUPID SHIT ON THE INTERNET SINCE 1997
The OFFICIAL Story of Crappy The Clown TM
Crappy ; Circa 2002
Crappy with "Portal-Potty".
Set of GWAR movie...
"It's SLEAZY" ; Circa 1998
Set of GWAR movie...
"It's SLEAZY" ; Circa 1998
Crappy's Band "STOOL"
on Talk Soup 1995
on Talk Soup 1995
"the Hardest Working Clown in Show Business"
| The Official Home of Crappy The Clown TM |
WELCOME to CRAPPY-TV...
Leader in INTERNET
STUPIDITY since 1997
Leader in INTERNET
STUPIDITY since 1997
It's FUN to play with matches...
Right up until, the "KA-BOOM"!!!
Right up until, the "KA-BOOM"!!!
See CRAPPY THE CLOWN in this new comedy release! This soon
to be "rasslin movie classic" stars... Don "the Predator" Frey,
April Hunter (former WCW beauty), Joanie "ChynaDoll" Laurer,
Ken Yasuda (Mr JAPAN), and a host of faces from the "indy
world" of professional wrestling!
Find out "who will get the pretty girl"???
Will it be the muscle bound "Monster" or nerdy little "Marty".
SEE THIS MOVIE NOW!!!.....or else, me and the entire cast will
come to your house and CHOKE-SLAM you!!!
yer pal,
Crappy The Clown
See a slideshow from the set of JARWC
to be "rasslin movie classic" stars... Don "the Predator" Frey,
April Hunter (former WCW beauty), Joanie "ChynaDoll" Laurer,
Ken Yasuda (Mr JAPAN), and a host of faces from the "indy
world" of professional wrestling!
Find out "who will get the pretty girl"???
Will it be the muscle bound "Monster" or nerdy little "Marty".
SEE THIS MOVIE NOW!!!.....or else, me and the entire cast will
come to your house and CHOKE-SLAM you!!!
yer pal,
Crappy The Clown
See a slideshow from the set of JARWC
Here is a
Crappy Short
Film...
"Will Work
For BOOZE!"
(circa;1994)
Crappy Short
Film...
"Will Work
For BOOZE!"
(circa;1994)
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Official PDM Fansite...
MySpace.com/PunchDrunkMonkeys
MySpace.com/PunchDrunkMonkeys
Site Updated 23 June 2008
Click here to see the
FIRST EVER
appearance of
"Crappy The Clown"
October 1993 on "the
Jerry Caswell show"
Binghamton NY
FIRST EVER
appearance of
"Crappy The Clown"
October 1993 on "the
Jerry Caswell show"
Binghamton NY
Here is Crappy & PDM's
latest tune...
"Shakin' The Snake"
The story of Apalachin
Snake Handler "Abe
Waller".
As told by REVEREND
Crappy The Clown.
Amen
PDM LIVE @
DTQB /Endicott, NY 2006
latest tune...
"Shakin' The Snake"
The story of Apalachin
Snake Handler "Abe
Waller".
As told by REVEREND
Crappy The Clown.
Amen
PDM LIVE @
DTQB /Endicott, NY 2006
Enjoy this little Nordic
folk-song about
"Vikings"...
"FIGHT FUCK KILL"
as sung by "Crappy
Ericsonn and the Punch
Drunk Norsmen"
PDM Live @ DTQB 2006
folk-song about
"Vikings"...
"FIGHT FUCK KILL"
as sung by "Crappy
Ericsonn and the Punch
Drunk Norsmen"
PDM Live @ DTQB 2006
SAY HELLO @ MySPACE join the friends list! Be the first to hear
NEW STUFF!..............................................................................................
VISIT YouTube for ALL the "Crappy Videos" (be sure to vote!).......
NEW STUFF!..............................................................................................
VISIT YouTube for ALL the "Crappy Videos" (be sure to vote!).......
Click here to Meet...
"My Friend the
Doctor"...
John "Dr Dirty" Valby
"My Friend the
Doctor"...
John "Dr Dirty" Valby
Crappy and "the Doctor" 2002
Flush the
"Portal-Potty" to go
visit GWAR...
Tell em "Crappy"
sent ya...SCUMDOG!
"Portal-Potty" to go
visit GWAR...
Tell em "Crappy"
sent ya...SCUMDOG!
Left Video: Crappy The Clown
VS HiJynx The Clown...INDY
Wrestling....Phila /2005
VS HiJynx The Clown...INDY
Wrestling....Phila /2005
Right Video; Crappy
The Clown "breathing
fire" on TRAVEL
CHANNEL series:
"Secerets Revealed"
episode:
"Pro Wrestling - Tricks
of the Trade"
2003 (They didn't pay
me to be in this
show...I didn't pay
them to use this clip!)
The Clown "breathing
fire" on TRAVEL
CHANNEL series:
"Secerets Revealed"
episode:
"Pro Wrestling - Tricks
of the Trade"
2003 (They didn't pay
me to be in this
show...I didn't pay
them to use this clip!)
LEFT; Here are a few good film
clips! Beginning with, "Crappy
Breathing a huge fireball, at night,
in front of the WXW truck ...
We then see "Manager" Crappy
The Clown, and members of "the
Carnival of Chaos", at various
WXW shows. Notice that
everytime someone hits
Crappy...He shoots them with his
Cannon! MORAL; "Don't Tread on
Crappy!"
And finally..."Crappy falls off the
WXW ring into the first row."
Opps!!!
clips! Beginning with, "Crappy
Breathing a huge fireball, at night,
in front of the WXW truck ...
We then see "Manager" Crappy
The Clown, and members of "the
Carnival of Chaos", at various
WXW shows. Notice that
everytime someone hits
Crappy...He shoots them with his
Cannon! MORAL; "Don't Tread on
Crappy!"
And finally..."Crappy falls off the
WXW ring into the first row."
Opps!!!
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| CALLING ALL FREAKS... Punch Drunk Monkeys will be playing on Saturday 26 July 2008 visit... www.MagicCityMusicHall.com ...so quit watchin American Idol you wussies! Get in yer lil' clown car's and Cmon Down !!! Bring yer mommy too... I wanna see her boobies! This will be an awesome show, or I'll let you form a line and punch me in the nuts at the end of the show! NO OTHER BAND GIVES YOU THIS GAURENTEE !!! |
| Farewell George, PROUD 2 have known U !!! I am so happy to have had a chance to meet the REAL king of comedy. Thanks to Dennis Blair, Jerry Hamza and Scott Brown for allowing me to hang out backstage on numerous occasions. My first comedy album was "take offs and put ons". George Carlin made me want to be a comic 4 LIFE! Thanks my friend! R.I.P. Jerry Hamar...AKA comedian Jerry Caswell...AKA Crappy The Clown |
| A FEW WORDS ABOUT GEORGE CARLIN (From Dennis Blair opening act for George for the last 18 years) Just heard the news about my old friend George who died today. Still need some time to process it, so this will be brief. I worked with George for about twenty years. I know his health had deteriorated recently, because I saw the change from the George of several years ago...Happy, upbeat, constantly funny, a great guy to hang around with...to the more recent guy who was apparently suffering. Through all the obvious physical pain, the onstage mind and the offstage writing skills were as sharp as ever. I constantly strived, and will continue to strive, to be one billionth as good as he was. Truly one of the best comedians to have walked this strange planet. Wish the final years had been easier for him. I'm sad he's gone. Dennis Blair |