"Rock Star, Movie Star, Wrestling Legend, Comedy ICON, and Wanna-be Porn Star"!
Hi FREAKS!!!   
Thanks for stopping by my "Cyber Big Top".  Here you'll find the,
"Grandest Collection of Spectacular Freaks, Geeks and Chicken Beaks,
ever know to man!"

I travel the world, in search of ALL THINGS FREAKY!   And, will present
them to you...HERE!!!











Inside, you'll also find My Story, Pics, Tunes and Movie Clips.  You can
find out where I'll be appearing!   Rather it's at a Pro-Wrestling Event,
with my band "Punch Drunk Monkeys", Or my "Stand Up" show...You're
sure to have a good time!












While your here ...VISIT my cool PALS..."Dr. Dirty", GWAR, World
X-tereme Wrestling, Knockers the Clown, and a few HOT ladies, just to
name a few.














So fasten your seat belts, pop some "Dramamine", and get yourself a
BEER! (It's OK to Drink and Drive here!) ((BUT...NO Puking!   If you do,
YOU'RE cleaning it up!))

  

     HAVE A "CRAPPY" DAY!                                                                                
         BREAST WISHES,                                                                                        
                                                                                                                              
                                  
Crappy  
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The OFFICIAL Story of Crappy The Clown TM
Crappy ; Circa 2002
Crappy with "Portal-Potty".
Set of GWAR movie...
"It's SLEAZY" ; Circa 1998
Crappy's Band "STOOL"
on Talk Soup 1995
"the Hardest Working Clown in Show Business"
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EXPLODING CRAPPY PICS
It's FUN to play with matches...
Right up until,  the "KA-BOOM"!!!
NOW AVAILABLE ON DVD, BUY IT NOW
See CRAPPY THE CLOWN in this new comedy release! This soon
to be "rasslin movie classic" stars... Don "the Predator" Frey,
April Hunter (former WCW beauty), Joanie "ChynaDoll" Laurer,
Ken Yasuda (Mr JAPAN), and a host of faces from the "indy
world" of professional wrestling!
Find out "who will get the pretty girl"???
Will it be the muscle bound "Monster" or nerdy little "Marty".
SEE THIS MOVIE NOW!!!.....or else, me and the entire cast will
come to your house and CHOKE-SLAM you!!!
                          yer pal,
                   Crappy The Clown

See a slideshow from the set of JARWC
Here is a
Crappy Short
Film...

"Will Work
For BOOZE!"
(circa;1994)
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Punch Drunk Monkeys
Official PDM Fansite...
MySpace.com/PunchDrunkMonkeys
Site Updated   23 June 2008
Click here to see the
FIRST EVER
appearance of
"Crappy The Clown"

October 1993 on "the
Jerry Caswell show"
Binghamton NY
Here is Crappy & PDM's
latest tune...

"Shakin' The Snake"

The story of Apalachin
Snake Handler "Abe
Waller".

As told by REVEREND
Crappy The Clown.   

Amen


PDM LIVE @
DTQB /Endicott, NY 2006
Enjoy this little Nordic
folk-song about
"Vikings"...

"FIGHT FUCK KILL"

as sung by "Crappy
Ericsonn and the Punch
Drunk Norsmen"


PDM Live @ DTQB 2006
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NEW STUFF!..............................................................................................
VISIT YouTube for ALL the "Crappy Videos"  (be sure to vote!).......
Click here to Meet...
"My Friend the
Doctor"...
John "Dr Dirty" Valby
Crappy and "the Doctor" 2002
Click here to visit...

"World X-treme Wrestling"
Flush the
"Portal-Potty" to go
visit GWAR...
Tell em "Crappy"  
sent ya...SCUMDOG!
Crappy The Clown VS HiJynx The Clown (Indy Pro Wrestling 2005)

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MC/Host
Commercials &
"Day Rates"
Left Video: Crappy The Clown
VS HiJynx The Clown...INDY
Wrestling....Phila /2005
Right Video; Crappy
The Clown "breathing
fire" on TRAVEL
CHANNEL series:
"Secerets Revealed"
episode:
"Pro Wrestling - Tricks
of the Trade"
2003 (They didn't pay
me to be in this
show...I didn't pay
them to use this clip!)
LEFT; Here are a few good film
clips! Beginning with, "Crappy
Breathing a huge fireball, at night,
in front of the WXW truck ...
We then see "Manager" Crappy
The Clown, and members of "the
Carnival of Chaos", at various
WXW shows. Notice that
everytime someone hits
Crappy...He shoots them with his
Cannon! MORAL; "Don't Tread on
Crappy!"
And finally..."Crappy falls off the
WXW ring into the first row."
Opps!!!
CALLING ALL FREAKS...
Punch Drunk Monkeys
will be playing on
Saturday 26 July 2008 visit...   
www.MagicCityMusicHall.com
...so quit watchin American Idol you         
  wussies! Get in yer lil' clown car's and   
 Cmon Down !!!  Bring yer mommy too...   
  I wanna see her boobies! This will be    
  an awesome show, or I'll let you form a  
   line and punch me in the nuts at the   
end of the show!

NO OTHER BAND GIVES YOU   
THIS GAURENTEE !!!
Farewell George, PROUD 2 have known U !!!

I am so happy to have had a chance to meet the REAL king of comedy. Thanks to
Dennis Blair, Jerry Hamza and Scott Brown for allowing me to hang out backstage
on n
umerous occasions. My first comedy album was "take offs and put ons".
George Carlin made me want to be a comic 4 LIFE!       Thanks my friend!      R.I.P.

             Jerry Hamar...AKA comedian Jerry Caswell...AKA Crappy The Clown
A FEW WORDS ABOUT GEORGE  CARLIN
(From Dennis Blair opening act for George for
the last 18 years)


Just  heard the news about my old friend
George who died  today. Still  need some time
to process it, so this will be brief.

I  worked  with George for about twenty years.
I know his health had deteriorated  recently,
because I saw the change from the George of
several  years ago...Happy,  upbeat, constantly
funny, a great guy to hang  around with...to the
more recent  guy who was apparently
suffering.   Through all the obvious physical
pain, the  onstage mind and the  offstage
writing skills were as sharp as ever.  I  
constantly strived,  and will continue to strive,
to be one billionth as good as  he  was. Truly
one of the best comedians to have walked
this strange  planet.   Wish the final years had
been easier for him.  I'm sad  he's gone.

Dennis Blair